2020年春
地球范围内持续出现大气光学异象,某不知名记者采访路人,如下。
记者:“你好,我是华厦电视台记者。能够询问您几个问题吗?^_^您如何看待这次异常天文现象。会对您的正常工作生活产生影响吗?”
路人a:“并不会呢,班照样加,饭照样吃。”
小女孩儿b:“粑粑,才不是。花花都没有精神了。大风车都不演了。还有还有,妈妈这两天经常骂爸爸,学校商店的刨冰机坏掉了,小明老师要替体育王老师上一节体育课…”
路人a:“噢,不。我说过了,花花是因为刚割完蛋蛋,大风车是电视台节目改版,学校刨冰机是工作人员从仓库拿保温机,因为看极光摔倒了。 好吧,的确是有点关系。”
记者:“谢谢您的配合,祝你有一个愉快的下午。”
In the spring of 2020Earth - wide continued to appear in the atmosphere optical vision, an unknown reporter interviewed passers-by, as follows.Reporter: "Hello, I am a reporter from Huasha TV station. May I ask you a few questions? How do you think of this unusual astronomical phenomenon? Will it affect your normal work and life?"Passerby a: "can't, the class still add, the meal still eat."Little girl B: "No, dad. Hua Hua has no spirit. The big windmills are dead. Still have, mother these two days often scold a father, the school store shaved ice machine broke down, Xiao Ming teacher for PE teacher Wang on a PE class..."Passerby A: "Oh, no. As I said, the reason for the flowers is that they just cut the eggs, the big windmill is a TV program revision, and the school's ice shaving machine is the staff taking the insulation machine from the warehouse, because they fell down watching the aurora. Well, there is."Reporter: "Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice afternoon."